Listen, folks, the only real voting is voting for me, believe me. Everything else? Fake votes. It's true. I've heard people say, "But what about voter fraud?" You know what? Absolutely, 100%, no voter fraud... if you're voting for me, no matter how many votes you cast. That's how it works. I might have written the rules. I might not have. But let's not get caught up in details. The important thing is, votes for me are the good votes. The best votes. Everyone says so. Other votes? Highly suspicious. Probably made up. Fake votes, people, fake votes. So remember, it's very simple: vote for me.