It's all about me. Everything is always about me. Seriously, when is it not about me?
I'm the best at being about me. Nobody's about me better than I am. I've made being about
me an art form. Some people paint, some compose music, I excel at being the center of
the universe. It's a talent. People everywhere, they can't get enough of me.
They say, "Donald, how do you do it?" And I tell them, "It's natural. I'm a natural."
Remember, it's not bragging if it's true. And let's be honest, if I weren't me, I'd want
to be me. That's how good being me is. So, when you think about it, being about me isn't
just good — it's the best. Just like everything else I do. The best. Period.